Introducing the iPants. The world's first multitouch underpants in an innovative form factor, the ownership of which will almost guarantee a smoothing of your crotch by the finger tips of those you show it to. Innovators as always, we have listened to you and produced a product to meet your needs.

Eager customers will be able to pre-order in Q1 2011, although we'd have loved for your Christmas pants to have been iPants, you can't rush a good thing.